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Douchebangable 

One who is extremely sexy but also a douchebag. you do not want to have any relations with this person because of their douchebaggery. you just want to bang them
Alex: Dayummmm he's sexy
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable

Michelle:*nods*

Douchenanigans

Acts of which are supremely douchey in nature. Performed by some people, they may be witty and ironic. Performed by the wrong kind of people, however, they become dangerous and douchy. These may include:

-Being in a Frat
-Wearing Ed Hardy
-Riding a scooter
-Gelling your hair
-Aviators+sunglass strap
-Neon colors
"Bro, let's go get some 'stones and get tanked and steal a couch from our neighbors place bro!"

^^Major douchenanigans.

Also see: Tomdouchery
Douchenanigans by FTAggie November 17, 2009

Douchemandzadeh 

To be so full of yourself that you don't allow anyone around you to run his/her game. To be such a douche that people can rightfully compare you to TJ Houshmandzadeh.
Terrell Owens is such a Douchemandzadeh.
Douchemandzadeh by Burnamen July 5, 2011

douchebandage 

one who is disgusting like a douche, and annoying like taking off a bandage.
Halley: dawn your a whore
Dawn: slut
Halley: douche
Dawn: DOUCHEBANDAGE!!!!!!!!!!
Halley: UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGH GROSS DAMN YOU GOT ME!
douchebandage by halley/dawn April 10, 2007

douchebanana 

going beyond that of normal douchage, a derrogetory term for being the ultimate douchepackage. It has its own themesong.
Becky: I think Zachs a super douche he fucked up bad.
Tory: He's so douchey, he's a douchebanana!
douchebanana by shnoodle January 19, 2009

douchenannerpuss

(v)-to douche during nannerpuss.
"i did something really embarrassing today..."
"what?"
"douchenannerpuss"
"omfg!"