Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche, a douchebag, or even a douche canoe. 1 douche and a half = 50 douche canoes. Inspired by the M35 2-1/2 ton military cargo truck ("deuce and a half").
person 1: What's with the parade of douche and a halfs?
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.
by Sticknit2ya February 11, 2017
Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.
Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
by Mama lama July 31, 2018