nannerpuss 

A supernatural creature that can dance and sing. It looks like a banana peel. It is found dancing on breakfast foods such as pancakes, waffles, eggs and toast. Or on a Super Bowl commercials.

Denny's Super Bowl commercial.

"Nannerpuss nannerpuss, my name's nannerpuss, and guess what i love nannerpuss."

nannerpuss by Monty Penguin February 10, 2009

nannerpuss 

A scene/emo kid that you come across in which you can't determine the gender. So you don't know if they're packin a nanner or a puss.

"Omg! look at that emo kid. I don't see any boobs on that skinny kid.... It's a nannerpuss."

nannerpuss by lunatikchick January 16, 2010

nannerpuss 

A pilot that flies a small airplane and has no idea how to operate it. He is known to fly into small airports for "Fly-In Pancake Breakfasts". He is a blight upon the aviation community.

"That nannerpuss just ate 4 stacks of flapjacks, then fell asleep while flying his plane!" "Yeah, eating all those pancakes will make you sleepy."

nannerpuss by JE83 January 5, 2010

nannerpuss 

A horrible bacterial infection of the vagina, very much like a yeast infection, except turned up to 11. Simply put, its as if the vagina is oozing crushed bananas.

"Oh rough, you've got the nannerpuss."

"Yeah watch out, she's got the nannerpuss. You don't want to put your dick in that."

nannerpuss by ABackus May 25, 2010

Nanerpus 

A nanerpus is a hybrid between an octopus and a banana.

Facts:

It dwells on the top of pancake stacks where it sings and dances.

Rivals include godzilla and christian bale.

A large majority of the nanerpuse's (or nanerpi's) religion happen to be pastafarianists.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH nanapuss. warning this is not something you want resting on your pancakes.

While I was going to get syrup for my pancakes and when i returned I noticed a nanerpus had claimed my stack as its new home.

Nanerpus by Thomas Coleman February 19, 2009

Asian Nanerpus

Asian cousin of the Nanerpus. Like the nanerpus, its a hybrid between an octopus and a banana.

Instead of sitting on a stack of pancakes, it resides on a Chinese food take out box.

I was going to get soy sauce for my dumplings and when I returned I noticed an Asian Nanerpus had claimed my food as its new home.

Asian Nanerpus by Frank Fools Crow January 21, 2011

Nannerpus 

A hybrid of an octopus and a banana. They were first thought to be extinct since 350 B.C., before pancakes existed. They were rediscovered in the Denny's Superbowl 2009 commercial. One was found snacking on pancakes in that commercial. They mainly live hiding in the kitchen of national Denny's. At night, they were caught eating pancake leftovers at a nearby IHOP. The people who caught them were killed by about 25 Nannerpi. They were grinded up into pancake mix. The Nannerpi then ate the pancakes.

Kids: It's Nannerpus!!

Nannerpus: You can call me Nannerpus, Nannerpus, and guess what; I'm a---

Nannerpus by Lazer81095 March 22, 2009