Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

douchebitchery

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).

Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.

by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

Douchality

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.

Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.

by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

Douchectomy

The act of removing a douchbag from ones life.

Sally: Brad blew me off again last night.

Susie: You just need to perform a douchectomy on him.

by Paigeyloo April 7, 2009

Douchidity

A state of extreme doucheness.

Joseph's douchidity was over the top this time.

by mac9 January 13, 2008

Douchecicle

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

Douchetit

A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.

Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008