douchicity
I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.
douchicity by Classic Joe June 5, 2014
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Douchician
\doosh-ish-en\ n.
An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
Douchician by TitsMagee10249 November 22, 2010
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douchiosity
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Douchality
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Douchidity
Douchidity by mac9 January 13, 2008
Relative Douchidity
Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
Relative Douchidity by welllll fuck January 20, 2009
Douchanity
John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?
Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.
Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.
Douchanity by Flufff June 1, 2009
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