douchicity

The unit of measurement to give frame of reference to how much of a douchebag someone is or can be.

I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.

by Classic Joe June 5, 2014

Douchic

A combination of douchebag and chic. Prounounced "Doo-sheek". Very chic but in a douchey way. Think designer Italian douche bag. The opposite of Doucheeky.

That girl is sooo douchic grocery shopping in her prada shoes and talking loud on her blackberry.

by El Don P March 5, 2009