Douchidity
Douchidity by mac9 January 13, 2008
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Relative Douchidity
Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels
Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"
Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"
guy two ".... down man.... just... down"
Relative Douchidity by welllll fuck January 20, 2009
Related Words
douchiosity
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
douchiosity by shrimphead May 8, 2008
Douchality
Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.
Douchality by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009
Douchanity
John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?
Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.
Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.
Douchanity by Flufff June 1, 2009
Douchocity
Jeff comes to office and brags about banging three girls in the last two days.
Douchocity rating? 6.8
Douchocity rating? 6.8
Douchocity by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010
Douchecity
Douchecity by J.B.C. September 7, 2007
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