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Douche wand

A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.
Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!
by Weslitzu June 20, 2008
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Douche Wanderer

A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.
I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.
by Ridiculon May 31, 2009
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EX-DOUCHEBAND

A man you married because you loved him and thought he loved you back. Until he suffered a mid-life crisis and met someone cuter, skinnier, richer or hornier and decides to dump you off in another state without support, cuts off your alimony and sleeps with your best friend on the down low.
Sophia "Hey girl, why you lookin so depressed the last few months? Come out dancinggg with us!!"

Heather "OMG Sophie, IDK..I wish I could afford it, but working these 3 jobs has got me exhausted..."

Sophia "Girrrrl....this is all cause of your EX-DOUCHEBAND Remind me never to get married..."
by ChristyLeeHughes August 14, 2010
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DoucheLander

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.
by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009
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Douchewaddick

a term used to describe people of a rude manner; jerks; douchebags; dicks
P: I hate the guys in my school, especially the football players!
U: Same with me! They're such douchewaddicks.
by hotpocketer August 24, 2012
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doucheland

Doucheland is inhabited by what we call Krauts, or douches
by andy1 February 25, 2006
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doucheband

A tribal-esque tattoo on the bicep of a male douchebag
Did you see the doucheband on that guy with the sleeveless tshirt? What is this, 1998?
by douchebaghata August 19, 2009
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