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Douche Cat

A cat who is a complete douche. If you attempt to make nice with him he will scratch your balls off and run off into the wild, possibly to destroy nigger cats. The reason for his hatred probably stems from the sexual acts preformed on him by his owner.
Joe: Hello kitty! Mind if I pet you?
Douche Cat: Fuck you! *Then Douche Cat claws your balls off and runs away*
Joe: Douche Cat is a douche!
by Douchecatisadouche December 9, 2008
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Douche Cat

The term "douchecat" generally refers to a Female with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation or body showoff with feminist symptoms.

Though the common douchecat thinks she is accepted by the people around her, most of her peers dislike her. She has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. She behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic & ugly she appears to others.

She often talks about how beautiful, cool, successful, and popular she is, yet never catches on to the fact that she comes across as a total loser & most ugly creature who hates men for no reason. Nevertheless, She firmly believes that she is the smartest, macho-feminist, bold, charismatic, attractive and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. But in reality no Man wants to even see or touch her or waster their time by even looking or talking about her.

She fancies herself a Women's Man, To everyone else, she is an annoying & arrogant who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for her insecurities. She tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate her, but in reality, She is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, men, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Douche Cat or Douchecat

1) During the party, Hillary went into my room and took my iPod. She is a douchecat
2) Maneka is Douchecat as she keeps boasting about her Feminism & Feminist Ideas in conjunction with her Misandric mindset.

3) Who invited this douchecats... and why is She drinking from my bottle & still cursing & hating Men?
by visit2neo August 27, 2018
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Douchey Cat

1.Your roommates cat that acts like a complete douche bag.

2. A cat that keeps you up all night because he wants to play.

3. A cat that has to be the center of attention.
Douchey cat kept me up all night meowing and scratching at my door.
by Louise D'Amato January 27, 2007
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Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
by Raixor February 16, 2013
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Douchecammer

Someone who installs a dashcam on their car so they can purposefully drive like a douche.
That douchecammer could have easily avoided the accident but chose not to because it was on camera.
by Vampyre Byte July 31, 2019
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Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
by BounceTigger May 6, 2013
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douchecadet

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.
I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.
by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007
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