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Purposefully obtuse

When you ask questions or do something, just for the sake of doing it without any real purpose.
the child was asking so many questions his friend said he was being purposefully obtuse
Purposefully obtuse by anonymous March 15, 2023

Purposefully obtuse

when you are being stupid or unclear on purpose- to cause trouble or confusion. can also be condradictory
kid: i did my homework but i didnt do my homework
teacher:stop being Purposefully obtuse

Purposeful Nippling 

Purposeful nippling is going after the nipples with a purpose like are you gonna bite them? You want to lick them? Or can I just get a nibble. Simply put, it’s going at the nipples with a purpose. As opposed to accidental nippling where somebody’s nipples end up in your face and you’re overwhelmed by the nipple and compelled to put it in your mouth and do something with it. See accidental nippling for this.
My pepperoni nipples inspired some purposeful nippling last night.

purposeful porpoise 

an accidental dolphin, but on purpose
I was getting tired of that chick, so i gave her a purposeful porpoise.
purposeful porpoise by pdxrhino April 27, 2006

Purposeful 

The act of being on purpose, or indicating that something is the opposite of accidental.....okay Mike??
My absence wasn't purposeful
Purposeful by Julie August 30, 2004

Multi-purposeful 

Something that has multiple purposes.
Such as: all you can do is smoke pot, but cocaine is multi-purposeful!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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