Skip to main content
Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.
Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.
Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Dorkswarm 

When an individual pursues a member of the opposite sex and multiple friends join the situation, stealing attention from the person who initiated the conversation, and thereby eliminating any chance of a connection.
I was about to pound it out with Candy in the bathroom, when Henry and Gerard dorkswarmed me to chat about how awesome Avatar was. Needless to say, she wasn't impressed.
Dorkswarm by The Windhorse January 23, 2010
A very nice person that everyone loves, although alot boys have a crush on her she doesn't like them. She's a true friend and never leaves you alone.
'' It's Dorcas''
''She's so cute!''
A beautiful Dominican girl that doesn't know how flawless she is. Shy at first until you get to know her. After you get to know her she doesn't shut up but it's okay because she always has you dying laughing. Has a beautiful singing voice. When she sings chains are broken and lives are changed. A Dorka is a person who prefers having a few close friends as opposed to having a big group of people around her. If you have a Dorka for a girlfriend you're lucky because she is loyal and will love you with all her heart. Unless you try her. A Dorka is a bangin cook. Dorka's are very artistic when it comes to makeup and fashion. A Dorka is an amazing story teller and loves pranking people. Dorka's tend to have a lot of haters because they're so amazing. They're funny individuals that you can't live without. But watch out don't tell a Dorka who you like because she will definitely tell her boyfriend. Even if you tell her a hundred times not to. Dorka's usually go good with Mando's. Long story short a Dorka is the best thing that could ever happen to you and the best best friend you could ever have.
Girl #1: Woah is that an angel?
Girl #2: No it's just Dorka....

derka derkastan 

a generic country in the middle east according to team america world police
guy 1 - where are all the terrorists from?

guy 2 - derka derkastan of course!
Evil, unsavory, tampering with un-Christian activities. Might be incorrectly pronounced as "dark-sided" by those who do not love the Lord.

Comes from Marguerite Perrin, an upstanding woman of God from the Fox series Trading Spouses
"She's not a Christian! It was so dorksided. Take this microcphone off of me--GARGYLES, DEMONS! Everything was tainted."
dorksided by Coleifornia December 15, 2009