dorkasm

The chill of excitement that goes up your spine when experiencing a joyously geeky moment

A spasm of geeky delight

"You wouldn't believe the dorkasm I had the first time I saw the trailer for 'Lord of the Rings'"

by P Berry August 17, 2004

Dorkasaurus

An akward non social being often compared to a nerd, geek, dweeb, or a zip disk, also looks like a dinosaur or eats like one. Also considered a loner but in reality he could hang in any dinosaur or nerd crowd going unnoticed for up to 2 hours.

Boy 1: Dave your such a dorkasauras!

Dave: I'm sorry I am not up to your standards but dorkasaurus is hardly an insult at all.

Boy 2: I wish I was a dorkasaurus!!

Dave: Sit down, you'll never be that cool!

Boy 1: I don't get it...

by Dbrody February 7, 2010

Dorkgasm

See nerdgasm

To over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.

"That Ninentdo Wii thing really started a dorkgasm on the Vestibule."

P1"Dude, that girl is sooooo hot. I can't wait to see Scary Movie 4!"
P2"Have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!"

by Torgo Rouzdouer May 9, 2006

Dorksmack

Person who talks excessively about masturbation to a hot female.

Male - "God your hot.. Hey remember that time I interrupted you while you were masturbating?"

Female - "Dorksmack."

by PHATMAN16 May 18, 2011

dorkism

The state of being a dork.

Julio is an apt follower of dorkism.

by lunnara November 19, 2006

Dorkas

A girl that is smart and can be dorky at times also the girl usally is very pretty and has a good body usually a nice butt, but the girl isnt very self-confident; also it could come from Dorcas, also sometimes she could be spoiled!

Man that girl is suuch a dorkas, i wish she could figure out how pretty she is!

by laurita<3 March 22, 2011

dorkgasm

outside of porno and hentai, it's the closest thing to a true orgasm geeks, nerds, etc will experience, occuring when they are exposed to information or ideas pertaining to their favorite subjects (includes games, anime, etc...)

(Example of a partner-induced dorkgasm)
Geek: Pixar should join up with Studio Ghibli!
Nerd: ...Ooh!
Geek: Dude, what was that?
Nerd: I just got a... dorkgasm!

(Example of a self-induced dorkgasm)
Loser: I love Trigun and I want to make a Warcraft III map out of it.

Examples of information-induced dorkgasms can be found at places like worldofwar.net and rpgamer.com

by Garnet Red February 16, 2004