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Door bitch 

Person (male or female) in an office who is rostered as the initial point-of-contact for enquiries from other visiting personnel;

or:

The person in an office unfortunate to be the one seated closest to the door, who is then treated by other visiting personnel as the de facto receptionist or initial point-of-contact, and spends half the day dealing with dumb questions like "Joe Bloggs not around at the moment?"
Why does everyone ask me? I'm not the damn door bitch!
Door bitch by Notadoorbitch July 11, 2011

Door Bitch 

the name of a person who stands at the door of a retail store like kmart or big w and greets the customers/ checks bags
girl 1: what shift are you on today
girl 2: door bitch
girl1: HAHAHAHA
Door Bitch by DooooorBitch May 3, 2009

Back Door Bitch 

A woman who pretends to be your friend to you face, but is always using sneaky 1 liners that are nasty.
Heather pretends she likes my cooking and then tells me she just heard about a new cooking class for beginners I should try, she is such a back door bitch.
Back Door Bitch by vitas smith August 9, 2010

Door Dash Bitch

When you ask your bitch to quickly come over and drop off your stuff
You: Thanks for dropping of the clothes you bought me

Her: dropped it off? what am i your damn door dash bitch?
Door Dash Bitch by RockJay March 14, 2019

Bitch next door disease 

When someone just compulsively makes bitch noises right outside of your door or window or the wall next to your head while you try to sleep. Often on drugs, most likely narcotics and/or alcohol, the infected person will not be able to stop afflicting those within the noise's vicinity until they become tired. Benzos are recommended. Bitch-next-door-disease is not a syndrome, as it has only one symptom; bitchmouth. See also: bitchmouth. Bitchnextdoor disease, or b.n.d.d. , or bein deedee, IS contagious. More dangerously though, it can lead to anxiety and tension in uninfected observers as well as jet-lag syndrome, insomnia, parasomnia,nervousness, and indigestion.
"The neighbor has bitch next door disease, she hasn't stopped yelling in the parking lot for an hour. "
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."

bitch, the door 

When someone says or does something stupid and they just need to exit the premises. Because that was some stupid shit And you cannot come back from that.
Wtf.. Bitch, the door. Bye.
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