Definitions by LordFreezaBeeza
Bitch next door disease
When someone just compulsively makes bitch noises right outside of your door or window or the wall next to your head while you try to sleep. Often on drugs, most likely narcotics and/or alcohol, the infected person will not be able to stop afflicting those within the noise's vicinity until they become tired. Benzos are recommended. Bitch-next-door-disease is not a syndrome, as it has only one symptom; bitchmouth. See also: bitchmouth. Bitchnextdoor disease, or b.n.d.d. , or bein deedee, IS contagious. More dangerously though, it can lead to anxiety and tension in uninfected observers as well as jet-lag syndrome, insomnia, parasomnia,nervousness, and indigestion.
"The neighbor has bitch next door disease, she hasn't stopped yelling in the parking lot for an hour. "
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."
Bitch next door disease by LordFreezaBeeza April 11, 2016
Bitchmouth
A mouth full of bitch.
An orafice used primarily or singularly for bitching or declaring bitchlike statements in a bitchlike manner.
An orafice used primarily or singularly for bitching or declaring bitchlike statements in a bitchlike manner.
"Shut your bitchmouth,I'm tired of all that bitch."
"I think you left your bitchmouth open, it smells in here. "
"I think you left your bitchmouth open, it smells in here. "
Bitchmouth by LordFreezaBeeza April 11, 2016
storm of shit
Noun the ensuing carnage of what could be the worst fuck up of your life, anything that is almost as bad as a literal hurricane of fecal matter, a chaotic event that stinks big time, also see; shitstorm
storm of shit by LordFreezaBeeza September 19, 2014
Veeto
v. when you want to vote down someone's entire twitter account, or when everything they say is inane and should be voted down.
Veeto by LordFreezaBeeza September 18, 2014
Bloop
n. a loud and high pitched noise that is impossibly made, often in an enclosed or cave-like area, that is projected from said area into a more open arena of sound, much like a MEGA-phone, what makes the phone so mega, though, is the user
n. the sound of a bloop
v. making the sound of a bloop from any area that is enclosed and preferably in motion
Bloop is an onamonapia that literally does not mean any other thing. It is not offensive or specific, however it is made with the sound of bloop and is explosive. Once you have heard it you may not know where it came from and would doubt that it was human.
A Bloop is technically loud enough that it is considered an assault merely due to the personal power of your diaphragm and mouth, it is not to be used irresponsibly, instead on unsuspecting passers by or pedestrians. Be warned, a Bloop is not to be directed at an enemy, nor is it unfriendly, it is merely surprising, and unbelievable. Do not disrespect the bloop or it could backfire, causing a helter of skelter, or storm of shit. (please see *storm of shit)
n. the sound of a bloop
v. making the sound of a bloop from any area that is enclosed and preferably in motion
Bloop is an onamonapia that literally does not mean any other thing. It is not offensive or specific, however it is made with the sound of bloop and is explosive. Once you have heard it you may not know where it came from and would doubt that it was human.
A Bloop is technically loud enough that it is considered an assault merely due to the personal power of your diaphragm and mouth, it is not to be used irresponsibly, instead on unsuspecting passers by or pedestrians. Be warned, a Bloop is not to be directed at an enemy, nor is it unfriendly, it is merely surprising, and unbelievable. Do not disrespect the bloop or it could backfire, causing a helter of skelter, or storm of shit. (please see *storm of shit)
BLOOP!
Bloop by LordFreezaBeeza September 18, 2014
Doyling
Doyling by LordFreezaBeeza September 17, 2014
Burtonesque
Adj. Anything pertaining or resembling Tim Burton or one of his films. A general feeling of mystical and somewhat dark wonderfulness.
A neighborhood of similar houses with similar scheduled tasks (as in Edward Scissorhands) Having no hair and special powers (like Powder) Singing about Holidays at inappropriate times (Nightmare Before Christmas)
Basically anything reminding you of a situation that would have been in a Tim Burton film is Burtonesque
Basically anything reminding you of a situation that would have been in a Tim Burton film is Burtonesque
Burtonesque by LordFreezaBeeza September 17, 2014