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Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States
Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.
Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

donanera 

När man donerar sperma
Jag var och donanerade förut! Nu är jag pappa till massa små somaliska apor.
donanera by pokemonman69 April 5, 2019

poonanners 

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.
Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat
poonanners by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006

boonanner 

The ghost freaked me out when it lifted up its skirt and totally showed me its boonanner.
boonanner by Zeno_Zabatsu March 19, 2008

poonanner 

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt
Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!
poonanner by Matt July 20, 2004

poonanner blues 

Phrase used to define the sulky behavior of a male friend who is longing for the love of a woman, yet has no advancement in acheiving said goal.
After several failed dates and lack of female attention in general, it's fair to say, Mark is suffering from the poonanner blues.
poonanner blues by randomfind May 15, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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