1: We were just sitting on the couch when mr szalay jr ran into the room stripped off his pants and proceeded to doodleflap maliciously.

2: Tommy ran from the shower to the towel closest , unintentionally doodlefapping as he ran.

doodleflap by deplorablesloth March 12, 2016

Doodlerameter

Doodlerameter; An invisible, self setting, meter device inside the brain that is turned on automatically when the task at hand seems undesirable or too much work. The doodlerameter allows you to screw off for unlimited amounts of time. To activate...have thoughts of resisting undesirable tasks.

"She might get some work done if she would just turn off her DOODLERAMETER!!!"

Doodlerameter by Breath of fresh air April 16, 2017

Doodleface

A bright, though sometimes credulous, insightful girl who subconsciously draws on Starbucks property and then denies it. She is very well-read and articulate. Her constant, subtle references to Jesus are at times comical, but nonetheless worthy of respect as her intelligence far surpasses that of most of her faith.

Doodleface was on the verge of hostility when I failed to return her C.S. Lewis book on account of the fact that she hates late fees.

Doodleface by that judgmental atheist October 1, 2008

doodlelaserbutt

When a snowball is stuck up ur ass and it feels like a laser has been shot in ur ass and was put out with hot oil and acid.....

DAMN!!!! That doodlelaserbutt hurt like a mother fucker man!!!!!!!!!

doodlelaserbutt by MeGaNkIlLsU!!!! December 3, 2006

Doodleface

A person who is drooling over another person of the same sex

Your doodlefacing again!!!!

Doodleface by Izzy April 27, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026