One who arrogantly takes control of a situation/conversation when uninvited altogether. Not only does the individual decrease their social status within the group, they often overcomplicate even the simplest of desicions. Doodlebangers are a rapidly growing group of inappropriate beings usually hailing from rural regions of any civilised country.
Person 1: Let's play some music from my iphone while we sit and drink.
Person 2: Sure
Doodlebanger: Let me get my car over here and we can listen to it on a really good sound system.
Doodlebanger 2: Yeah go get it but make sure it's angled correctly.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'