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doodleflap 

To swing or sway your phallus ( see doodle ) around loosely, either by malicous intent or by accident.
1: We were just sitting on the couch when mr szalay jr ran into the room stripped off his pants and proceeded to doodleflap maliciously.

2: Tommy ran from the shower to the towel closest , unintentionally doodlefapping as he ran.
doodleflap by deplorablesloth March 12, 2016
Words you can keep

Doodleslap 

When you get a boner so fast your dick slaps against your stomach.
"Oh, dude, last night this chick was sucking my dick, I got a doodleslap and I almost broke her front teeth!"

Doodlefras 

the last little bit of anything solid
seed and stems and that lil bit of doodlefras is all I got left on my weed homey!

the crumbs in chips or a bag of ceral is all friggn Doodlefras.
Doodlefras by Wingfield February 25, 2008

Doodleflip

A polite innuendo to say "have sex".
"I think those two lovebirds over there are gunna doodleflip."

"Yo bitch wanna doodleflip after twerk?"
Doodleflip by Nehshin July 27, 2013

Doodleface 

A bright, though sometimes credulous, insightful girl who subconsciously draws on Starbucks property and then denies it. She is very well-read and articulate. Her constant, subtle references to Jesus are at times comical, but nonetheless worthy of respect as her intelligence far surpasses that of most of her faith.
Doodleface was on the verge of hostility when I failed to return her C.S. Lewis book on account of the fact that she hates late fees.

doodlelaserbutt 

When a snowball is stuck up ur ass and it feels like a laser has been shot in ur ass and was put out with hot oil and acid.....
DAMN!!!! That doodlelaserbutt hurt like a mother fucker man!!!!!!!!!
doodlelaserbutt by MeGaNkIlLsU!!!! December 3, 2006

Doodleface 

A person who is drooling over another person of the same sex
Your doodlefacing again!!!!
Doodleface by Izzy April 27, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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