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Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.

I went to the shops and got donutitis.

Donutitis by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018

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Donutting

Donutting is when you punch someone so hard in the stomach that your hand makes a whole in that person

Joseph:Has anyone seen DIO? He was supposed to be here 10 minutes ago
Polnareff: Last time I saw him he was donutting Kakyoin
Joseph: HE WHAT!?!

Donutting by YeetMaster420/69 April 1, 2020

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Donutting

A common word used in the JoJo community (but can be used in other places) to describe a character being brutally damaged in one attack that they got a hole punched through them.

DIO was donutting Kakyoin in Dio's World
Diavolo was donutting Abbacchio at Sardinia

Donutting by progamer1337420 December 12, 2020

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donttis

the fake mythological greek god of idiots.

the root of current english term of "dumbass".

anyone who is a donttis is not a moron, but a completely useless waste of mental capacity.

donttis' are often, but not always, homeschool, or as they prefer to say it, "hoemthkul".

prime examples of donttis' include whitest kids you know, that idiot in your class and jim zorn.

mark, why are you such a donttis?

you have now reached the next level of stupidity: donttis.

donttis by edona January 5, 2010

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Donuticide

Killing a donut addict by feeding them donuts with no glaze, sugar or even sprinkles

He secretly hated his friend so decided to murder him by commit donuticide.

Donuticide by Goat-boy23 June 16, 2017

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donkitis

A condition a person (usually a girl) has when they have an extremely beautiful amazing redonkculous piece of A$$ that no other word can describe other than donkitis.

Breh! Did you see Karley today?! She for sure is suffering from that donkitis! What's that you don't know what donkitis is? Ya know Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj... yeah well they both got that donkitis!

donkitis by chuckurluck April 27, 2017

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donutations

The expectation of a donation of a donut. (Usually ends in heartbreak.)

She brought back home a cookie, and totally crushed my donutations.

donutations by Lumby_Jack April 12, 2017

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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