donutations 

The expectation of a donation of a donut. (Usually ends in heartbreak.)

She brought back home a cookie, and totally crushed my donutations.

donutations by Lumby_Jack April 12, 2017

autotrump donations 

A nickname for the fundraising technique whereas a microscopic pre-checked box in an email solicitation allows the sly and savvy fraudster to legally suck multiple donations out of your bank account within a thirty-day period - unless you uncheck the virtually imperceptible box before submitting your donation.

My dying mother had no idea how generous she was actually being when she made her inadvertent autotrump donations to the trumpian greed machine during her final comatose days!

autotrump donations by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2021

donutulations 

To congratulate someone with a Donut

Kerrie was on Keto, so Brian ate her donutulations donut.

donutulations by StrayanSayer January 30, 2020

dontation 

n. Dontation: A donation commitment that is never realized.

John presented a large dontation during the office charity drive, but most of his co-workers knew he was a cheap bastard and the money would never materialize.

dontation by Spike-slash-Aimee2015 January 31, 2016

Docutation 

material that provides official information or evidence or that serves as a record

Where’s you effin docutation Ross?

Docutation by Gimoah May 1, 2022

seed donations

1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.

"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.

seed donations by QuacksO May 31, 2019