donttis

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the fake mythological greek god of idiots.

the root of current english term of "dumbass".

anyone who is a donttis is not a moron, but a completely useless waste of mental capacity.

donttis' are often, but not always, homeschool, or as they prefer to say it, "hoemthkul".

prime examples of donttis' include whitest kids you know, that idiot in your class and jim zorn.

mark, why are you such a donttis?

you have now reached the next level of stupidity: donttis.

donttis by edona January 5, 2010

Words you can keep

Dottis

a very unattractive female troll. Indigenous to under bridges and also found in sewers.

Kenny: Before i could pass the bridge i was asked three questions by the dottis.
Bill: Well did you get them right?
Kenny: No, so i had to pay the troll toll.
Bill: That sucks but at least she didn't rape you.

Dottis by OMG! im going2 hell for this March 9, 2010

Related Words

donttis • Dontism • dontist • dontrise • Dontrist • donutism • donutist • Dotti • dont diss • dont diss the wiggas

Dontrist

the people in support of Donism

Boy stand down to the Dontrist or I shall have your head!

Dontrist by Dontrielle Anthony May 12, 2022

dontist

The abbreviated form of orthodontist.

Geeky girl: Oh, I have a dontist appointment tomorrow.
Awkward guy: Uhh...do you have a cavity? Or something? Uhh...I hate the dentist.
Geeky girl: Not DENtist, DONtist. I have braces, see? *grins widely*

dontist by Mols May 30, 2008

donutist

Racist against other forms of Donuts.

That Joseph, he is so Donutist. He will only eat donuts with no hole

donutist by Tznius December 2, 2021

dontrise

Dontrise is a very unique name , She is a loving caring Awsome woman overall, I hope you all get a Dontrise in your life

Who’s that hottie

Oh that’s Hotgirl Dontrise

dontrise by Virgoatt February 15, 2023

donutism

a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.

humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut

other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive

-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it

that guy is believes in donutism

donutism by pope donutist May 24, 2023

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026