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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
Related Words

Bot Dongle 

The biggest dingleberry to ever live, considered to be a bot dongle.
Hey! Who's that bot dongle over there?

Oh, that's Jo. He's the dingliest bot dongle ever!
Bot Dongle by Dinglebryness April 5, 2021

Flop dongler 

a penis of epic size, very big in length and girth.
WOW! That is a massive flop dongler you have there, you could kill a gorilla with that!
Flop dongler by J&A8991 October 17, 2012

john dongle 

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise
I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.
john dongle by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

Donglepuss 

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)
"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"

USB dongle goblin 

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.
Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!