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Dongoloid
People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
Related Words
dingaloid • dongaloid • dingazoid • Dangaloid • Dingaloing • Dingaloodle • Singaloid • Isosceles Dongaloid • dingaling • Dingaloo
dingaling sting
dingaling sting by joshxmoore July 31, 2009
Dingalongdingdingdong
A man with a giant gaping penis hole usually likes underage boys has fun in bed and likes to drink gamer girl pee
What a Dingalongdingdingdong
Dingalongdingdingdong by Lethal_larry September 9, 2019
Dingalingum
Dingalingum by Kusal De Silva November 9, 2007
dinkazoid
What you call a douche bag when you are a protected christian child forbidden from using such profanity. For instance, Michael Scott is the epitome of a dinkazoid.
dinkazoid by WerdnaDragmures July 27, 2018
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