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drongoloid

Someone with no spacial, social or mental capacity to interact on a level with people regarded as normal. Their existance can only be regarded as insignificant, they should also be kept in chains and fed bird seeds.
Lee tried to discourage his current employees from performing like the previous drongoloid (Craig Sharpe) who slipped through his recruitment net.
drongoloid by leemothelegend March 3, 2010
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Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019

Dongaloid 

A person with an above average sized penis and below average I.Q.
She didn’t sleep with him out of sympathy for his disability, she slept with him because he’s a dongaloid.
Dongaloid by claudemott May 1, 2019

Grongoloid 

The most retarded and simultaneously disgusting person ever. This word should not be used for a common retard, idiot or mong it should be reserved only for THE HIGHEST of foulities.
Tom: Eurgh. Sally let out a loud belch when she was snogging Jim..

Caitlin: Isn't Jim that fat, ginger, ugly boy?

Tom: Yeah, and sally went down on him

Caitlin: she is such a grongoloid
Grongoloid by pearl12344321 July 13, 2011

crongoloid

a dickass retard, somebody who don fucked up, really did a stupid thing.
Me: Julius caesar was a crongoloid.
My friend: yeah, like star wars, the senate decided his fate.
crongoloid by myth da vro December 3, 2019

Dongoloids 

STD.

The bogging pustules inhabiting ones besmered helmet.
'My urologist wretched when I dropped trou in the sergery, revealing my foul dongoloids'
Dongoloids by Herbie Dongsporran February 23, 2021

wrongoloid 

one who is constantly in a state of fail - such that they are seen as mildly retarded as a result
OMG - Dylan and Eric were such wrongoloids, since VTec kicked in yo, I see clearly that we should bow down to our azn overlords.
wrongoloid by Doomnation May 18, 2007
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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