Dongmentia

Dongmentia is an unfortunate condition, similar to dementia, but in regards to Dongs. As a result of this horrific condition, the said individual could have a line up of all the dongs that have jackhammered them, and have no recollection.

I was about to serve up a heaping helping of my Dong to Elissa, and as I dropped my trousers to unleash my overwhelming cock, I said you remember this baby don’t you? With a puzzled look in her eyes she said no, I have Dongmentia. I was absolutely devastated, and after plowing her for two hours, she still had no idea she’d taken this Cadillac of dongs before. Just like my balls, I’ve never felt more empty

by Tee Cee Deez June 13, 2021

Documentia

Syndrome old Technical Writers get, especially those in the Technical Writing too long. Symptoms include forgetfulness, confusing simple words like there and their (words that have been commonplace for their entire careers) and replacing pictures with 1,000 words each. Similar to Alzheimer's or Dementia in the average public.

The Tech Writer knew he had succumbed to documentia when he replaced a photograph of a beautiful sunset with a corresponding 1,000 word description.

by VATechWriter May 30, 2013

documentia

a mental illness that exists in the business world where someone, usually a manager, falsely believes that documentation will not only solve all possible problems that may occur, but also produce employees with an identical skill set and complete knowledge on the subject documented.

John's documentia led him to believe that servers would never crash and websites would always be available, even though Isaac had never completed the proper documentation.

by Hans Blixx December 3, 2013

Documentia

Documentia: the onset of impaired cognitive abilities due to the repeated viewing of documentaries exposing the myths of justice, ethics and fairness towards the global planet. It may be static, the result of a unique global documentary exposé, or progressive, resulting in long-term decline due to collaborating but otherwise disparate viewings of individual documentaries.. Although documentia is far more common in the geriatric population, it can occur before the age of 65, in which case it is termed "early onset documentia". The advent of world wide "common man" communications continues to pull back the emerald curtain on the activities of the world bank and corporate megalomaniacs. Comprehension, too quickly digested, is the leading cause of documentia resulting in a pandemic of frenetic passionate dinner party rhetoric based solely on Netflix video consumption

Fervently and passionately arguing his point, Bob's early onset documentia had obliterated his rational thought. His dinner guests stood mouths agape. His rant ceased, the room fell silent except for a few blinks in amazement.

by Scribbler123 June 25, 2012

Documentia

The grueling, boring act of documenting large software systems, when none of the knowledgable staff is willing to assist in providing content nor review, and management is unwilling to provide funding nor direction for those responsible for completing the task.

Now that the software product has completed the coding phase, we are now faced with documentia before shipping the product.

by John B. Young February 25, 2006

doomentia

A disease which involves the patient constantly worrying about the end of the world. Typically the average 8 year old ipad baby who thinks a volcano on the other side of the planet is going to cause a mass extinction. It is contagious through speaking with the person carrying it; the more you speak to them, the more you become like them.

Person 1: Yo Yo! What's up?

0fiiz (ipad baby): Did you know that the world is in the worst state it's ever been? A global recession is coming in 200 years.. it's over..

Person 1: Damn bro! Looks like you got doomentia. Stay away from me!

by Harkinian! December 16, 2023