Dong Ma 

A variation of Mandarin Chinese meaning "understand."

Similar in use to "capische?" or "comprende?"

Made popular by Joss Whedon's show Firefly

"If you don't shut up, I'll put a bullet in your brain pan, dong ma?"

Dong Ma by stjimmy April 28, 2006

Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong 

noun; A extrordinarily gay plot twist in a movie or book that ruins the book and is way to ridiculous to be relevent. From director M. Night Shyamalan who is known for his insane ideas about how stories are supposed to work.

John: How did the movie end?

Jane: Terribly, it turned out the guy's father was a tree or something.

John: Wow, now that's a shyamalan-ma-ding-dong!

Shyamalan-ma-ding-dong by metsfan February 24, 2009

Dong-Mah 

An improper way of saying the Vietnamese swear word. Usually used by loud obnoxious people who don't know how to speak Vietnamese.

Hey you Dong-Mah!!!!!
*scores a goal "Dong-Mah!!!!!"

Dong-Mah by KillaSlice June 15, 2017

dong magnet 

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

dong magnet by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Dong Master Flex

Someone who can intensly flex their dong masterfully.

Hey Zakk your a Dong Master Flex, that thing is redic!

Dong Master Flex by DongMasterFlex December 22, 2008

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size 

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size(adj.) To describe something that is overly large, bigger than the biggest, overly huge or supersized. A word describing an object (can be anything really) that is extremely large in length, width, height, or of abnormal largeness.

Person 1: "WOW!!! check it out! look at her boobs! they are super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-size!!! Man.....I've never seen some so huge!"

Person 2: "Holy Christmas! it's SUPER-KONG-DONG-MASTER-DESTROYER-SIZED!"

"Ya' know I thought I had seen them all.. till yesterday when I saw his super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-sized...cock! It's the biggest ever!"

You know your BIG when she says that your Super-Kong-Don-Master-Destroyer-Size!"

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size by KitKat73 March 14, 2010

dong masher 

1. A Baseballer who pops off on the regular.
2. A person who sucks a lot of cock

1. Jim Thome may be really old, but he's still a bona fide dong masher

2. Trey: "I'm so horny"
Cory: "Call Penelope, that chick's been mashing dongs since 6th grade."
Trey: "True, she is quite a dong masher."

dong masher by Willy Langon May 16, 2008