boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

wang bagel

a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself

I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

dirty cork

a thumb in a butthole

Im giving myself a mean dirty cork right about now.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

sloppy paul

a sex move in which a man will drink a mixture of chili and milk and spit it into a woman's vagina

I gave my girl a sloppy paul the other night, and she's had a nasty infection ever since.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016