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Definitions by whoisgary

toe bungle 

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end
I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.
toe bungle by whoisgary November 29, 2016

jesus window 

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse
Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.
jesus window by whoisgary November 29, 2016

limp pimp 

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired
Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.
limp pimp by whoisgary November 14, 2016

dong magnet 

a straight man who is more desired by men than women
dong magnet by whoisgary November 14, 2016

wang bagel

a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself
I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.
wang bagel by whoisgary November 14, 2016

choade chanclas 

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.
choade chanclas by whoisgary November 14, 2016

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event
Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?
boner train by whoisgary November 14, 2016