Urban Dictionary: Definitions by whoisgary

toe bungle

a sock with a bunch of holes at the end

I got dressed too fast this morning and accidently put on a toe bungle.

toe bungle by whoisgary November 29, 2016

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the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

jesus window by whoisgary November 29, 2016

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a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

dong magnet by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired

Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.

limp pimp by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.

wang bagel by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

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My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.

hairy water by whoisgary November 14, 2016

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