wang bagel

a bagel that one uses to pleasure themself

I lost my wang bagel yesterday. This has been the dullest weekend ive had in a while.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

hairy water

pubes in the drain

My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

limp pimp

A man who was attractive in the past, but has lost all charm and is no longer desired

Steve Buschemi is such a limp pimp.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

sloppy paul

a sex move in which a man will drink a mixture of chili and milk and spit it into a woman's vagina

I gave my girl a sloppy paul the other night, and she's had a nasty infection ever since.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016