whoisgary's definitions

choade chanclas

the smallest condom available to purchase

Dont let anyone see you buying choade chanclas or it might make for an awkward social interaction.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

jesus window

the 24 hours after a virgin christian girl gets married and is able to engage in sexual intercourse

Im getting married tomorrow, but I'm most excited for the Jesus Window.

by whoisgary November 29, 2016

poon cruise

a phrase used to describe the art of engaging in sexual relations with many women

I had sexual relations with many women, it was a real poon cruise.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

boner train

the medical miracle that describes the synchronization of many men's erections stimulated by a non-sexual event

Is there a boner train going on right now? I can see a few pairs of tight pants?

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

throwing turnips

vomiting

He drank a lot and before long he was throwing turnips.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

sloppy paul

a sex move in which a man will drink a mixture of chili and milk and spit it into a woman's vagina

I gave my girl a sloppy paul the other night, and she's had a nasty infection ever since.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

dirty cork

a thumb in a butthole

Im giving myself a mean dirty cork right about now.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016