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by Bejar August 22, 2011

Dogwoof

Something that is absolutely awful, to the degree where you can barely comprehend how terrible it is.

"Hey man, have you seen the new Alec Baldwin movie?"

"Yeah I have, it was absolute dogwoof!"

by Balmdog21 May 17, 2014

dry dogwood

The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.

Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood

by Geordan July 17, 2006

dogwood sandwich

A type of sandwich. The maker has no idea how it will taste, and therefore of they don't eat it, the dog would. As expressed in For Better or for Worse.

I had a dogwood sandwich for lunch today, and it was completely gross.

by Cameo March 31, 2005

Dogwood

Angry, hateful creature fuelled by pure rage. Powerful and angry, perhaps it's only weakness is an unusual fondness for Asian women.

Jesus man, put the sledgehammer down! There's no need to be so Dogwood about it!

by Allen Park October 10, 2005

Dogwood

a Dogwood is someone who is your dog (aka homie) and a wood (prison gang member aka Aryan Brotherhood).

Person 1 :What's up dogwood?
Person 2: Oh nothin much, w'boutchu wood?

by CocaineAddict420 April 26, 2021

dogwood

The most basic is more accurate: Dog Boner.

Looks like that mutt likes you. He's throwin' some serious "Dogwood"! I bet a cat couldn't scratch that pinky down.

by SuperDave April 22, 2006