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Pronunciation - "Dee-John-ix"

The term coined for a made up word that is effectively created by the apparent lack of knowledge by the speaker (specifically a radio DJ). This disheartening phenomenon has a high rate of occurrence during the World's Largest Trivia Contest hosted by 90FM in Stevens Point Wisconsin.
SadDJ: "...while floating in milk, 'devarro' another square.."
TriviaPlayer1: "wait, what? Did that dude just say 'devarro' instead of devour?"
TriviaPlayer2: "yeah buddy, horrible case of djonics, I hope he does better"
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Bad DJ: "The answer to question 1 in hour 43 is A-B-B-A"
TriviaPlayer1: "Aw hell no, does this guy NOT know who ABBA is and spelled their name instead?"
TriviaPlayer2: "Yes, this is an example of inexperienced djonics, he has no idea who ABBA is.
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ConfusedDJ: "In the anals of punkadalia..."
TriviaPlayer1: "Nooope, Nope, I swear to God he meant to say 'annals' and just doesn't know how to read"
TriviaPlayer2: "Best example of djonics EVER"
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DJonics by bestgreenknight April 23, 2017
Related Words
Djovi Dovie Dovile Dovid doovies DOOVIS Dovic dovidas Dovik Dovin'
The best way to roast people named Dovydas.
Dovydas: Hey why are you acting like such a cunt?
Cool person: Dovi.
Dovi. by yeetnib July 4, 2019

Dovie Macazan 

Underage girl who targets older men (mainly marines & YPD) for money & a steady income because stripping wasn’t cutting it. Has one child & suddenly we all have to forget her hoe past & manipulative ways.
Randall: I think my wife flirts with other men online behind my back
Chris: Damn, Dovie Macazan just doesn’t quit
Dovie Macazan by HoneyG33 October 19, 2018

freaks of dooville 

a while back in the 90s'in the far land of r-jen-teena god decided brought a child in to this world by the name of floor-n-sia and dan-eella and he seperated them at birth and sent dan-eella to florida where they grew up 11 years apart and then met. They are now a cool band made up of two awsome best friends and every one wants to be just like them but can never reach thier leval of cooliness.
wow your such a freaks of dooville
d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) - Simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with DJ's too long. It causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. Once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. DJ's with DJitis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJosis and DJitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
-Jasmine acquired a bad case of DJosis after hanging out with DJ Douchebag for only a few weeks.
DJosis by tonytooth June 21, 2011
Verb - act of intimate contact including but not limited to hugging, nuzzling, snuggling, giving small kisses on the face, without the intent of intercourse
My wife prefers dovin' while I prefer lovin'.
Dovin' by Vampyrelovah October 18, 2013