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Dovids are the type of boys that get the girls for their charm. Though many Dovids might be conceited, knowing that they get girls, they are very polite. If you date a Dovid, you are very lucky, he will treat you right. But Dovids also get caught up in looks too much, with themselves and girls. But in the end, he will love you for you.
Wow, Dovid is such a nice kid. But he can be conceited at times
Dovid by Allyouknowfacts May 22, 2018
1. When someone says something that sounds really dirty but isn't.
2. When someone says something other than what they meant to, resulting in something that sounds really dirty.

Dovids often emanate from my good friend David, and were named by me. The name "Dovid" in particular comes from a comedy routine I saw once.
Some historical Dovids:
1. I was attacked by a whole bunch of guys, but I beat 'em off.

1. Friend A (trying to teach me how to talk like the Overmind: No, it's suupsed to come from way down in your throat.
David: Yeah, that's why they call it "deep throat".

2. Ever get that feeling of menage a trois?
Dovid by The Taped Crusader February 16, 2004
The act of moaning in the kitchen whilst being dominated by your friends mother.
Hey! Don’t stop! I’m gonna Dovid!
Dovid by nachman mills March 21, 2022

Dovid 21 

Dovid 21 disease that makes every man but accept because it's super hard and big every other man dick explode
Dovid 21 sure dangerous disease for men
Dovid 21 by Kingofdick August 9, 2021

dovid greene 

Male
Loves his family, friends and body. Has a dad bod, loves beards, beers, bears, women, torah, travelling, being american, guns. Someone who is very expressive of their emotions, someone who after drinking enough says these words verbatim “yo, i think i can punch this break this door in half” has a mother and a father. Slightly alcoholic, DEFINITELY NOT FAT. is a responsible human being, goes to bed on time, sometimes (unless she’s dtf,
Yo, that dude, is a dovid greene, he’s like totally definitely not fat and can totally most definitely absolutely break that door in half after drinking enough.

dude i know right, i bet he totally loves your sister
dovid greene by gilush January 4, 2023

Dr. David Hawkins 

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.
Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.
Dr. David Hawkins by IRSAgents August 1, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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