She's a beautiful girl and she's perfect in every way, her hair, her figure, her laugh, and her smile. Its sad she doesn't know how beautiful she is. She is a great singer and a great friend she's a one in a life time find and a friend to never let go of.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.