dividend 

A drink or cocktail. Stems from the concept of sharing the profits from a good harvest among the farmers involved, as in a glass of wine from a barrel or a shot of whiskey from a cask. Commonly used to refer to a drink poured from a larger stash (i.e. a bottle of whiskey or a batch of martinis).

Bob: "Yes, yes, Carolyn, I think equities are a terrible place to have your money these days. I could use another dividend. Bowmore, that will do!"

Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."

dividend by drewbob September 6, 2007

dividend 

(v): to masturbate to multiple subjects, and take turns while doing so, dividing each ejaculation to each subject

I just dividended to Candy Apples and Ginger Banks, it was so peak.

dividend by tsissokevin May 31, 2025

Liar’s Dividend 

The Liar’s Dividend is a phenomenon where someone can get away with lying by saying that something is “fake news” and if the media attempts to expose the lie it can backfire and only make the lie sound / seem even more credible.

They believed his lies because of a phenomenon called the Liar’s Dividend.

Liar’s Dividend by Micstusmi September 8, 2020

Brexit Dividend 

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

Brexit Dividend by Simenski June 18, 2018

Digital dividend 

Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.

Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.

Digital dividend by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend 

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020

give a damn dividend

it means I don't give a damn, of course and no one can take you seriously if you say this when you're angry

Ingrid: Hey Gret, did you hear the rumors about Oliver and Karoline?
Gret: Honestly Ing, I don't have a give a damn dividend... can we talk about something else?

give a damn dividend by lotuspanda March 15, 2008