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A social philosophy which prioritizes the incentivisation of putative self-interested agents to cooperate with one another through trade and/or to incentivize people to find ways to improve each others lives Similar To: Social Entrepreneurship
Elon Musk is a big fan of positive commercialism providing internet to remote areas with Starlink, eschewing the externalities inbrought by fossil fuel powered vehicles with his electric car company Tesla, and hedging humanities chances of survival by making us a interplanetary species with his Space company SpaceX.
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by MurdochMaxwell November 11, 2019

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the science of breaking habits
My brother claims to be the master of tropoclastics, but I still see him eating ice cream at 3 in the morning.
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by MurdochMaxwell October 20, 2020

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A self-serving partial or total loss of memory often used as a tool by politicians who often promise wondrous things only to renege on their promises once elected.
To curry favor with the masses Vermin Love Supreme promised ponies for everyone, but once elected, however, he got convenient amnesia.
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by MurdochMaxwell October 20, 2020

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The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend
The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.
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by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020

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1. Attribution of divine qualities to dogs.

2. A type of animism involving the worship of dogs and dog spirits.
3. The religion or philosophy derived from biomimicry of dogs.
4. Doctrine that dogs are of highest value.
In Cynoism, David Bowie's "Diamond Dogs" is a popular hymn along with "who let the dogs out" by the Baha Men; to which many cynoist congregations respond with the cantillation "We we we did did, we we we did did".
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by MurdochMaxwell October 21, 2020

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A fear of political correctness See: The Grandiloquent Dictionary
Byeon's reasoning for his orthpolitiphobia was that he was scarred that if the trend towards political correctness would have him needing to self-censor his speech in order to keep his cushy corporate job.
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by MurdochMaxwell October 21, 2020

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One who propagates an idea or ideas that many important political events or economic and social trends are the products of deceptive plots that are largely unknown to the general public; via practical experience and experiments as a basis for such idea they are propagating.
Conspiracy empiricists often think just because a dominant theory is mostly sufficient for explaining most of a phenomena doesn't mean one shouldn't attempt to teak the theory via experiments to find more information.
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by MurdochMaxwell November 07, 2020

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