Distrunktion

The act of intentionally getting drunk as a way to distract oneself from personal problems, stress, or emotional concerns, often substituting intoxication for dealing with the underlying issues.

“After the breakup, a weekend of distrunktion felt easier than actually processing it.”

Distrunktion by Aarow22 May 2, 2026

Distrubtion 

The magical land where the demigod, Nasty Man, rules with a firm but kind heart. It is a wondrous kingdom filled with folklore and breathtaking landscapes. The citizens of Distrubtion are known for their prowess and skill in creating miracles of technology.

Super wicked busy banging out tech wonders on the floor in Distrubtion.

Distrubtion by Wboy August 30, 2012

daisy's distruction 

A terrible video of a four year old named daisy getting hanged by her feet without clothes and getting beat up raped and chopped up

Random person: hey! Have you watched daisy's distruction?
The other person: hell no! That's illegal!

daisy's distruction by thenotholyone March 27, 2023

Cat Distrubution System 

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

Cat Distrubution System by J4VA March 27, 2023

dysdrunktional 

too drunk to function.

That guy is completely dysdrunktional, he can't even walk on his own.

dysdrunktional by Little Miss Michelle July 3, 2008

dirunktions 

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

dirunktions by CorbinH. January 6, 2008

doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

doug's drunken deposit of distruction by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009