Distrunktion

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The act of intentionally getting drunk as a way to distract oneself from personal problems, stress, or emotional concerns, often substituting intoxication for dealing with the underlying issues.

“After the breakup, a weekend of distrunktion felt easier than actually processing it.”

Distrunktion by Aarow22 May 2, 2026

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Distrubtion

The magical land where the demigod, Nasty Man, rules with a firm but kind heart. It is a wondrous kingdom filled with folklore and breathtaking landscapes. The citizens of Distrubtion are known for their prowess and skill in creating miracles of technology.

Super wicked busy banging out tech wonders on the floor in Distrubtion.

Distrubtion by Wboy August 30, 2012

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daisy's distruction

A terrible video of a four year old named daisy getting hanged by her feet without clothes and getting beat up raped and chopped up

Random person: hey! Have you watched daisy's distruction?
The other person: hell no! That's illegal!

daisy's distruction by thenotholyone March 27, 2023

Cat Distrubution System

When you are blessed with a random stray cat in any random situation

Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.

Cat Distrubution System by J4VA March 27, 2023

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dysdrunktional

too drunk to function.

That guy is completely dysdrunktional, he can't even walk on his own.

dysdrunktional by Little Miss Michelle July 3, 2008

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dirunktions

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

dirunktions by CorbinH. January 6, 2008

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doug's drunken deposit of distruction

1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.

I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.

doug's drunken deposit of distruction by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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