dirunktions 

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

dirunktions by CorbinH. January 6, 2008

Dirunktions 

Directions given by an intoxicated person, usually of very poor quality.

Hey, I finally made it. No thanks to Jerry's dirunktions

Dirunktions by Henron760 July 15, 2011

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunktioning 

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

drunktionary 

all the words that can't be understood unless you are drunk.

Dude we need a drunktionary to understand tom.

drunktionary by lealea1003 February 7, 2010

drunkctions

Getting directions from a drunk person

She's going to call me tonight after going out to give me drunkctions where to pick her up.

drunkctions by dd :) November 21, 2011

drunktion 

Drunk action, usually in the form of one night stands/booty calls after a big night out.

man i was wasted last night, i stopped by jen's place on the way home for a bit of drunktion.

drunktion by the original anarchist March 17, 2009