Discretti 

Discrete graffiti, generally higher brow and/or to the point

I noted a fine example of discretti in my hotel room today, "Crusaders suck Hurricanes Hairy Balls" (two sports teams) was scrawled on top of a door frame.

Discretti by DctrAJ May 29, 2019

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Discrete Math 

1) A game played by mathematicians where the goal is to describe simple occurrences in the most complicated, confusing way possible.

2) Math that is done with discretion.

1) For all X1 and all X2, such that X1 and X2 are elements of the set of all real numbers, X1=X2 implies that F(X1)=F(X2). In other words, if you put the same number into your function that you already put in you are unlikely to get a different result.

2) Jack did not believe the waitress when she told him that his martini came to $9.37 after tax so he did some discrete math under his coat to double check her.

Discrete Math by Dan000001 January 13, 2011

Discrastination 

Procrastinating due to a large amount of distractions. Being so distracted that you procrastinate and get nothing done. Using distractions as an excuse to get nothing accomplished.

With deadlines looming, discrastination took effect and nothing was accomplished.

Discrastination by LesPaulLover May 2, 2023

dicwetti 

When that ass is phat. When things go exactly as planned. When life is so good, your dick gets a little wet.

dicwetti

A smoothie on a hot summers day. Mmmmmm. Mmmm. Mm.
Dicwetti.

dicwetti by Dicwetti April 12, 2017

discrusting

someone that is not only disgusting, but also crusty.

Omg she's such an ugly thot. How discrusting!

discrusting by dirtyhippieoab April 10, 2015

Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder 

PTSD or Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder is a mental health condition that ALU Computer Science students have after enrolling in CS for one term. IT's symptoms include unwillingness to attend classes, especially Friday morning classes.
It also has been reported that most CS students have switched to other degrees as a result of the condition.

The doctor said all the nightmares I have are a result of a Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder disease from all the discrete math assignments

Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder by ALU-Challengers November 8, 2019