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discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?
Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

Discrete Math 

1) A game played by mathematicians where the goal is to describe simple occurrences in the most complicated, confusing way possible.

2) Math that is done with discretion.
1) For all X1 and all X2, such that X1 and X2 are elements of the set of all real numbers, X1=X2 implies that F(X1)=F(X2). In other words, if you put the same number into your function that you already put in you are unlikely to get a different result.

2) Jack did not believe the waitress when she told him that his martini came to $9.37 after tax so he did some discrete math under his coat to double check her.
Discrete Math by Dan000001 January 13, 2011

Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder 

PTSD or Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder is a mental health condition that ALU Computer Science students have after enrolling in CS for one term. IT's symptoms include unwillingness to attend classes, especially Friday morning classes.
It also has been reported that most CS students have switched to other degrees as a result of the condition.
The doctor said all the nightmares I have are a result of a Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder disease from all the discrete math assignments

discrete 

1. Clearly defined or drawn.

2. How idiots across America spell "discreet."
1. I took a class in discrete geometry. It was mostly about clearly-defined lines and points.

2. "i am luking 4 a hott discrete chik or 2 2 blo me while my wife at her moms funeral."

Discrete Creeper 

A creeper which is more skilled than the average creeper and does not get caught on the creep.
"Amy, I swear, I was being a discrete creeper when I took a picture of that hot guy in the subway."
Discrete Creeper by Bomb sauce October 12, 2008

Discertive 

When one is deeply uncertain as to how they want to live their life. Often used to describe one who is indecisive and who may have many interests but no specific passions or plans. One who is discertive is often at a cross road in life.
"I'm too discertive to decide what field of study to enter."
"He is clearly a discertious fellow."
Discertive by Word Flow May 21, 2021