discreetion 

Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.

1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"

2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."

discreetion by Takes-Shit-Standing July 18, 2012

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Discraption 

A description of a distraction.

Josh: This guy just threw a flash grenade at my grandma and it was all like "WHISHOOOOPOOOOOOOOOPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!"

Ryan: Dude. Awesome discraption.

Discraption by Bonefang September 26, 2010

distreption 

A distraction within a distraction within a distraction. Distraction + inception = distreption.

I'm on my fourth level of distreption right now.

distreption by grapplegabbler November 16, 2016

doorman discretion 

That immense amount of power conferred upon one without commensurate knowledge, experience, or understanding, such that, in effect, the village idiot ends up holding the keys to the U.S. nuclear arsenal, or worse, won't let you into your own office building so you can finish working on that one document that will define the rest of your career and is due tomorrow morning.

I apologize for not filing that brief brief with the supreme court on time, but I was the victim of doorman discretion.

doorman discretion by Mongo23 June 1, 2006

No Discretion 

Not giving a fuck. The people in the group are some bad ass mo' fuckas.

Slappin' a bitch, not giving a shit, living life on the edge..No Discretion.

No Discretion by Your moma. November 27, 2010

discretionary sanction 

A restriction placed on a Wikipedia editor who is found not to subscribe to leftist thought and ideology

Provided the awareness criteria are met, discretionary sanctions may be used against editors who repeatedly or seriously fail to adhere to the purpose of Wikipedia (i.e., preventing people from thinking by themselves)

discretionary sanction by thinking_deeply May 23, 2022