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A kind hearted, honest, loyal, and sweet individual. She's quiet and shy at first but once she opens up to you and shows you all her colors you'll find yourself one of the goofiest and most caring individuals. She's a great friend, in fact, the greatest friend one could ask for. She's strong and determined and even though she struggles through life she's pulling through and will eventually find a way.

She may not be the most confident in herself, but oh if only she knew how much of a magnanimous, influential and powerful woman she truly is. Disany is lovely and that can be proven by her best friend(totally unbiased point). She's so lovely one would do anything for her just as she would for them. Do remember she can be a dangerous one too, if you're weighted and you're proven worthless, dishonest, or a traitor you may just not live another day. (She poses a scary look in her eye, so do be careful of this lovely being)
Person 1: Dude let's sit on the next table, the girl on this one looks like she doesn't want to talk to us...
Person 2: you're right you're right
Friend: Oh no that's just how Disany looks! But go ahead and sit over there, we really wouldn't talk to you anyways... *Whispers* humans tch
Disany by 904919Something2952 November 20, 2021
Words you can keep
A very potent bag of skunge,dank,weed,or whatever you call the funk.
I smoked some strait disank wit yo babymama
disank by roscoe bugganose August 6, 2006

disanythingitized 

It's because of you that I'm disanythingitized
disanythingitized by Zekeram12 April 13, 2019

disanthopolonopious 

Definition. To walk
In use. A word used to explain why being asinine when it comes to how people pronounce words is pointless in an angry video game nerd video.
Ex.1
P1. Im going disanthopolonopious
P2. You’re going to do what
P1. Im going to walk
P2. Why didn’t you just say that

Ex.2
P1. Im going to download this gif
P2. Its not gif it’s gif
P1. Who cares, you know what im saying, it would only be a problem if i started to pronounce walk as disanthopolonopious

DiSandro 

Another name for a rather large behind. Derives from a popular cocktail in southern Jersey bars. Word that is soon to hit the rap video circuit before you know it.
Ex. Driver: Something's blurring my vision.
Son: What is it Daddy?
Driver: A damn DiSandro, that's what it is. Hard to keep my eyes off.
DiSandro by IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI66 December 17, 2012
A DiSanto is a last name to those of culture, can be a feisty family especially the younger ones. Absolutely bananas and chaotic but at the same time down to earth and relaxing to be around. May also be a mega try hard and difficult to deal with because the are stubborn as HELL.
Girl 1: youre such a try hard
Girl 2: I know, I'm a DiSanto

Girl 1: sigh youre so difficult
disanto by :Plove you bri <3 June 13, 2019

Disandwiched 

When a coworker asks you commit to going out to get lunch together, then said coworker betrays you by acquiring lunch elsewhere and not notifying you of their change in plans.
1. Steve asks Jason at 10:00am to go get Indian food with him for lunch. Jason walks into the kitchen at 11:45am and finds that Steve is eating a large sandwich, implying that he cancelled lunch plans with Jason in the rudest way possible.
2. "Aww man, I just got disandwiched by Eric. That guy is such a dick."
Disandwiched by miggitymikey March 18, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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