Disabe 

Disabe (Disable), to be disbabed (Disabled). When you say something so stupid that you become Disabed
Disabe (Dis-ab / Disabed (Dis-ab'd)

Person 1: Wow, I cant spell this word
Person 2: Unlucky mate, you are now disabed

Person 1: This music is great
Person 2: If you like this music you must be disabed

Disabe by FC.RIE238221 October 17, 2018

Diet-inspired diabetes 

When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"

This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)

Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.

One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.

Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!

Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016

disabesity 

A condition where a person is so morbidly obese as to be disabled.

Dat mofo is so fat he get a disabesity check every munf!

disabesity by tronald-dump August 21, 2017

disbeliever 

An individual that will never become a believer no matter how many facts or any amount of evidence that is placed in front of them.

There could be a yeti or bigfoot in a cage right in front of their eyes but a disbeliever would still try to explain it away.

disbeliever by jpg3 October 30, 2011

Crusty Diabetic 

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Disaresta 

It's the will of the Gods

Ein: "This is the will of the Gods....Disaresta!"

Disaresta by Chyren September 10, 2006

Type 1 Diabetes 

When your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it IS NOT your fault. Type 1 is when you are not a fat ass and eat yourself sick. Its when your body goes apeshit crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?

"So you have diabetes? but youre not fat?"

"I have type 1 diabetes dumbass..."

Type 1 Diabetes by MadiMay August 23, 2011