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Squid In A Ditch
A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Squid In A Ditch by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019
Related Words
Diptch • ditch • ditch pig • dipthong • ditcher • Ditch Bitch • ditch weed • Ditch Witch • Ditch Chicken • diltch
the prodigy dirtchamber
'The Prodigy Dirtchamber' the biggest and best Prodigy fan based group on Facebook. Organised by fans for the fans. Be apart of our Ant family and come join the chaos!! We live for the beats👍🔥🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜😎
"Do you love The Prodigy??"
"Too fucking right I do....!!"
"Well the join The Prodigy Dirtchamber on fb... fucking mental!!! 😎🐜
"Too fucking right I do....!!"
"Well the join The Prodigy Dirtchamber on fb... fucking mental!!! 😎🐜
the prodigy dirtchamber by ProdigyBoy December 16, 2019
ditch vision
ditch vision by DumbCunt273 July 4, 2017
Ditch Chicken
A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.
Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”
Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”
Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”
Ditch Chicken by YesterdaysProblemToday November 17, 2022
Sick Ditch
Similar to hospital, but built by and for rednecks. Usually 1-3 feet deep for the little'uns, and within a mile of the nearest trailer park.
We tossed Billie B0b into one of them sick ditches the other day, and gave him one O' my lucky squirrel teeths.
Sick Ditch by Mysterious Dr.X December 8, 2014
Ditch the Witch and make the Switch
"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"
Ditch the Witch and make the Switch by tuck_frump February 22, 2020
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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