Thorny

A man who LOVES to wear suits and is hopeless with money.
He is the kind of guy who walks into an upper market bar and orders cocktails for all of his friends, but then can't afford the taxi ride home.

Wayne "Is that a Thorny thats just entered the bar?"

Burt "Yeah all mouth and no brains!"

by Magnum357 May 6, 2008

Thorny

When thorn is horny.

"oh man im so fucking thorny right now"

by cloakerson October 20, 2019

thorny

something that is uncomfortable or awkward

The retarded boy asked me to prom, and I didn't know what to say. It was really thorny.

by LushissLushpants August 1, 2009

thorny

1.To be in the pre-phase of horny

2. a pimp

1. after she took off her bra Jason was thorny
2. that thorny slapped the whore

by Not Jason July 8, 2004

Thorny

A person who have a certain apretiation towards anthropomorphic plants or fungi.

Person A: "Lately I discovered that Im horny for flower people."
Person B: "You must be a Thorny then!"
Person C: "What the fuck is wrong with you two?"

by Vera Bloom March 26, 2022

Thorny

To be horny and thirsty at the same time.

Graham was so thorny last night that he tried to hook-up with the bouncer's girlfriend right in front of the bouncer.

While at Melody Bostic's Halloween party, Karen dry-humped Seth Mosakowski in the middle of the living room, she was obviously thorny.

by vp21 January 1, 2014

Thorny

A massive black man with big ass ears.

Fuck nigga. Look at that thorny.

by onedamnbigthorny December 3, 2007