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dilsnoofus

14th century old english term roughly meaning "dude." Actually, it was a term used by Catherine Duke (Khandi Alexander) to trick Bill McNeal (Phil Hartman) in the classic sitcom News Radio. She led him to believe that the term was a new way of saying "peeps" or "homies," when, in fact, it just made him sound like an idiot.
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Dildoofus 

A dildoofus is a simple assed person with a nose that’s reminiscent of a penis.
Pinocchio 🤥 is the biggest dildoofus I know.
Dildoofus by Squankorman May 28, 2019

gizziza my diznoofus 

"A good day to you kind sir or madam"; "What's up my bitch?"; "Ein das Nien Schtaken blocken!"
hey ho, gizziza my diznoofus.

Desnoofuses 

Faux-Ebonics word meaning "doofuses." Used on the TV show News Radio to get news anchor Bill McNeil (Phil Hartman) to do a terrible commercial for Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor.
"Gazzizza me's desnoofuses!"
Desnoofuses by OrthoStice September 3, 2013

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026