2 definitions by A$$holius
Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.
"How many times do I have to fucking tell you Dildonius?! You're OTHER left!!!!" yelled the Drill Sergeant.
"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.
"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.
by A$$holius March 30, 2015
A mop top allstar is a woman who is extremely good at giving blow jobs, and has been elevated to the Allstar roster.
Dan - "Damn, that girl is so busted! What were you thinking?"
Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"
Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."
Tom - "I know I know....but she's a mop top allstar dude!"
Dan - "Oh...well that makes a whole lot more sense now."
by A$$holius March 27, 2015