Dildonius

Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.

"How many times do I have to fucking tell you Dildonius?! You're OTHER left!!!!" yelled the Drill Sergeant.

"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.

Dildonius by A$$holius March 30, 2015

Dildonkulous 

/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.

Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?

Rebecca: No way! I can't -

A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.

Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?

Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!

Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012

dildonian 

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.

Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.

dildonian by littledoo October 23, 2008

dildoni 

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.

A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.

dildoni by Argle September 23, 2007

Diclonius

A being effected by the 'Vector Syndrome', a fictional genetic disorder from a horror anime series 'Elfen Lied'.
The effects of the syndrome are horns that come out of the being's skull and invisible,'telikenetic', arms called vectors that come out of their back. 'Lucy', thought of as the 'queen of diclonius', was one of the original children that suffered from this syndrome and was tested on. Her vectors have an average of 2 meters, while the later beings effected by it have a greater length ('Nana's vectors can go up to 3 meters, Moriko's can reach up to eleven meters). The syndrome is spread by the vector's touch to the head.

The diclonius aredangerous creatures that are merely meant to kill all subordinate beings.

Diclonius by Kagami-San July 5, 2006

dildoist 

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.

Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.

dildoist by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

dildonium 

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.

Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.

dildonium by DanSexy January 6, 2008