Dildonius
Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.
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Dildonkulous
/'dildōnkyələs/ Adjective: WAYYY beyond ridiculous and ridonkulous. This echelon of absurdity can only be associated with dildos.
Stacy: Can you believe Adam didn't reply to my texts last night?
Rebecca: No way! I can't -
A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.
Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?
Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!
Rebecca: No way! I can't -
A dildo swoops through the air, slaps Rebecca forcefully on the cheek and flies away.
Rebecca: Oh my god, what was that?
Stacy: I don't know, girl. That was dildonkulous!
Dildonkulous by JulianoBodega October 31, 2012
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Dildonius • dildonics • dildonium • dildongus • Dildonicus • Chronic Dildonis • Dildoism • Dildonian • Dildonic Plague • Dildous
dildonian
When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.
Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
Diclonius
A being effected by the 'Vector Syndrome', a fictional genetic disorder from a horror anime series 'Elfen Lied'.
The effects of the syndrome are horns that come out of the being's skull and invisible,'telikenetic', arms called vectors that come out of their back. 'Lucy', thought of as the 'queen of diclonius', was one of the original children that suffered from this syndrome and was tested on. Her vectors have an average of 2 meters, while the later beings effected by it have a greater length ('Nana's vectors can go up to 3 meters, Moriko's can reach up to eleven meters). The syndrome is spread by the vector's touch to the head.
The effects of the syndrome are horns that come out of the being's skull and invisible,'telikenetic', arms called vectors that come out of their back. 'Lucy', thought of as the 'queen of diclonius', was one of the original children that suffered from this syndrome and was tested on. Her vectors have an average of 2 meters, while the later beings effected by it have a greater length ('Nana's vectors can go up to 3 meters, Moriko's can reach up to eleven meters). The syndrome is spread by the vector's touch to the head.
Diclonius by Kagami-San July 5, 2006
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