Dictame 

Don't be one.

I hunt those!

Please don't be a Dictame. People hate that especially me. Fun to hunt tho 🤣

Dictame by Budenator March 14, 2021

Dictame 

When your husband / significant other is being a dick to you i.e. an asshole

Quit being a dictame dick-to-me

Dictame by Gabby Flopchops December 23, 2021

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007

Common sense would dictate such knowledge 

A more intelligent way of saying duh

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?

Common sense would dictate such knowledge by Laineyboo October 23, 2011

dictate 

how one's dick (tates) tastes

My girlfriend says my "dictate" real good.

dictate by wisen_hiem October 18, 2005

Dictate 

The flavour of a penis when it is sucked on for an indeterminate time.

Hey bitch, how did my dictate last night?

Dictate by Alwayzright May 17, 2003

Dictate 

to recite information verbally.

Buckwheat: "Hey Darla, how did alfalfa's dictate last night?"

Dictate by God Damned Finkelstien Shit Kid September 26, 2003