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When your husband / significant other is being a dick to you i.e. an asshole
Quit being a dictame dick-to-me
Dictame by Gabby Flopchops December 23, 2021

Dickament 

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe
"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"
Dickament by NDemus October 7, 2007

Common sense would dictate such knowledge 

A more intelligent way of saying duh
Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?
how one's dick (tates) tastes
My girlfriend says my "dictate" real good.
dictate by wisen_hiem October 18, 2005
The flavour of a penis when it is sucked on for an indeterminate time.
Hey bitch, how did my dictate last night?
Dictate by Alwayzright May 17, 2003
to recite information verbally.
Buckwheat: "Hey Darla, how did alfalfa's dictate last night?"