Dic-Tater 

A simple Halloween costume consisting of no pants, 5 inches of string and a single potato.

Joe: dude... love your dic-tater costume

Bob: Thanks, im a little cold...

Joe: Hope you didn't tie that string too tight...

Dic-Tater by Thorhunter October 22, 2010

urban dic tater

Putz parked totally on Urban Dictionary over-obsessing on absorbing entries or getting published. Close relative to urban dichead.

Geek #1: "MILF! Courgarlicious... That's one silver fox trot. A jamie lee coitus. What do you think, dude?"

Geek #2: "Get a life. I think you're becoming an urban dic tater."

urban dic tater by geezitron November 16, 2009

Dictater 

A potato carved to resemble a penis and used for sexual pleasure.

The foreign exchange student from Russia always bought potatoes to make dictaters until she started dating.

Dictater by Myownworstenemy May 15, 2016