Dickosexual

A sexual orientation where one is attracted to anyone who has a dick. They may even quote a meme that goes, “My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!”

Person 1: “What’s your sexual orientation?”
Person 2:” I’m Dickosexual”
Person 1: “I can only guess what that means..”
Person 2: Exactly! I love anyone that’s got a nice dick”

Dickosexual by AnarchoDyke June 23, 2019

decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

decasexual by Herman Shultz August 29, 2008

dicksexual

Loving duck and giving good head jobs

“Amanda gave good head bro”
“Oh yah? She sounds dicksexual to me.”

dicksexual by Dick_bitch_ May 11, 2018

Decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

Decasexual by Herman Shultz April 22, 2006

Dittosexual

A unique neogender for those who are desperately trying to stand out, even if it means they're sacrificing key elements of their true identity. When in the persona of a "dittosexual" they can change their pronouns and nickname once every two weeks. Confusing both supporters and non-supporters. This also leads to a toxic relationship for victims who are forced to tolerate the lack of consistency in their new identity.

My girlfriend is a dittosexual, and she claims she can be whatever she wants and that I need to be supportive or she'll cheat on me.

Dittosexual by Dilder Lan January 29, 2022

dirtsexual

When a person is sexually attracted to dirt or mud

do ya'know that i'm dirtsexual?

dirtsexual by omgitsbritneybitch February 1, 2017

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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