Dickosexual

A sexual orientation where one is attracted to anyone who has a dick. They may even quote a meme that goes, “My favorite flavor of popsicle is DICK!”

Person 1: “What’s your sexual orientation?”
Person 2:” I’m Dickosexual”
Person 1: “I can only guess what that means..”
Person 2: Exactly! I love anyone that’s got a nice dick”

Dickosexual by AnarchoDyke June 23, 2019

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decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

decasexual by Herman Shultz August 29, 2008

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dicksexual

Loving duck and giving good head jobs

“Amanda gave good head bro”
“Oh yah? She sounds dicksexual to me.”

dicksexual by Dick_bitch_ May 11, 2018

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Decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).

Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.

Decasexual by Herman Shultz April 22, 2006

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Dittosexual

A unique neogender for those who are desperately trying to stand out, even if it means they're sacrificing key elements of their true identity. When in the persona of a "dittosexual" they can change their pronouns and nickname once every two weeks. Confusing both supporters and non-supporters. This also leads to a toxic relationship for victims who are forced to tolerate the lack of consistency in their new identity.

My girlfriend is a dittosexual, and she claims she can be whatever she wants and that I need to be supportive or she'll cheat on me.

Dittosexual by Dilder Lan January 29, 2022