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The flavour of a penis when it is sucked on for an indeterminate time.
Hey bitch, how did my dictate last night?
Dictate by Alwayzright May 17, 2003
to recite information verbally.
Buckwheat: "Hey Darla, how did alfalfa's dictate last night?"
dj jon how my dictate
Dictate by Anonymous September 22, 2003
A Impire of ruthless proportions when it's comes to women.
That Dictate is a Pimpire Impire...ya heard.
Dictate by Pre-Oxford April 24, 2017

Common sense would dictate such knowledge 

A more intelligent way of saying duh
Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy.
Person 2: Well duh!

Person 1: *smacks*

Different situation

Person 1: Spinning makes me dizzy
Person 3: Common sense would dictate such knowledge
Person 1: Huh..?

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