tates

noun - the act of knocking a closed fist against another's closed fist as a sign of salutation, agreement or celebration. Derived from the game "One Potato, Two Potato"

Nice burn! Give me some tates!

by Chuckeez December 15, 2008

'tates

a male homosexual; can be used as a code word so that the homosexual in discussion doesn't know you are talking about him if he overhears the conversation.

origin. jotates

same as este

"Who the hell is this guy with the goatee on Jay Leno?"
"Oh, it's that 'tates from 'Queer As Fuck' . "
"Tsk. Fucking este."

by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004

Tates click

An errant mouse click. The act of unintentionally and frequently missing intended click targets with a computer mouse. This could be the result of tiredness, alcohol consumption or generally bad hand eye coordination.

After typing a 25 page report, Henry tates clicked 'No' when prompted to save his work before closing the document.

by suarezar August 14, 2009

tates-to-legositis

A semi-rare occurence when your tates get stuck to your inner leg. Tends to happen when sitting for a long period of time.

Man 1: "Bro, are you okay? You're walking funny!"

Man 2: "I'm Fine. Just got a minor case of the tates-to-legositis..."

Man 1: "Spatuala, anyone?"

by matthewmatics89 March 7, 2009

C Tates

An endearing nickname given to Channing Tatum. Commonly used when you don't feel like saying the whole name. Thank you and Goodbye.

Did you see C Tates on Ellen? He was totally hot!!

by jessbad00 March 17, 2010

Nice Tates

A common phrase openly stated by the typical man, its meaning applies to two specific scenario. The first and more common one being when a woman with a fantastic set of funbags, despite having a "great personality", walks by a man who catches a glimpse of the glorious sight and will happily proclaim "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice TATES!", expressing his joy. The second meaning is derived from the great sense of satisfaction a man gets when he imagines what a pair of nice tates would look like pressed against his face, for when something cool or awesome happens, it becomes more than acceptable to state "Niiiice Tates" as a means of defining the awesome/cool moment.

Example 1

Dude1: "Dude check out the hot bitch wearing the soaking wet white tank-top!!!"

Dude2: "Shes got some Nice Tates!!!"

Example 2

Nadsack: "Niiiiiiiiiiice Tates!"

Chick: "Excuse me???"

Nadsack" *gets scared girly look his face "Oh im sorry! I wasnt talkin bout u! It was just the moment!"

Girl: "Ur such a loser, get a haircut."

by cockjuggling thundercunt February 21, 2010

taesexual

Only being attracted to Kim Taehyung from kpop group BTS

Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"

Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*

by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018