Dickwhiz

A person who is extremely smart, but is a total dick-head and jackass at the same time. So, basically every suck-up, brainy, ego-head out there.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE......

That dude over there is a total Dickwhiz!
I may be stupid, but you're a Dickwhiz!
Dickwhiz Dickwhiz Dickwhiz!!! They're every where!!! It's a Dickwhizabonanza!!!!!

by DS co. February 19, 2011

Dickwhittery

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

Dickwizard

A man who has the capability of utilizing his penis in an almost magical way.

Trisha - "My boyfriend is such a dickwizard in the bedroom, I call him Gandalf when I orgasm."
Chloe - "Dayum girl that sounds pretty sweet, wish my man could use his 'wand' like that."

by Dingly Dank April 6, 2015

dickwhipped

someone, usually a girl, who is completely controlled by her man

Lucie wanted to go to the store but as soon as her man said "No, you can't go" she didn't go. That chick is dickwhipped.

by BkLyN ShOrTy 06 January 6, 2004

dickwhip

the smacking or stiking with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually of a woman's face or ass

I like to dickwhip her bare ass as she brushes her teeth in the morning.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

DickWhistler

A sluty chick that always has a cock in her mouth

Katie got sick at the reunion, not from the food but from all the DickWhistler she had done with the brothers at the BBQ

by DR.S Moostie June 17, 2019

Dickwizard

One who has (or is believed to have) mystical properties to their genitalia. Most often associated with men and/or transvestites. Homosexuals can often be referred to as such by their own kind or in condescending terms by heterosexuals.

That flaming Queen is a real Dickwizard.

by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009